a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

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My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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A Day To Remember by Maysa Askar

Neck Deep - What Did You Expect? (x)
"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."
How I Met Your Mother   (via theashleyclements)

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Just imagine if Sirius had raised Harry…


You ever see a girl so cute that all you can think is:

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

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